Rules:

- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.

1) Your name?

Kristian.

A Jew who won't admit it
Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!

An anorexic whore who can also be bulimic at times

A wigger who won’t admit it.
Who is attracted to sluts (Maria)
and white girls (vici)
Mary: are you white yet?
Kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.
we love you kristian

Me: Ironically I’m Jewish and but guess what I’m chunky!!

2) Your Age

15.

As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
"Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine"
"Ya, I guess. She was a 15"
"What?"
"'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not"


Me: I’m really a nympho


3) One of your friends?

Kathleen
A crazy mofo from fourth floor notorious for wearing pimp furs and spandex. favorite activities include partying like a rock star, mothering Santa's babies, freaking out boys from Sorin, speaking Greek and Latin, and straight chillin'.

Kathleen hates Easy Mac. It creeps her out.

Me: 0.o no way in hell…..


4) What should you be doing?

Drawing

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.


5) Fav Color

Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragrant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!


Me:

6) birthplace?

One of the best fucking cities in the usa. A great place to party. Also known as home of Mardi gras and Jazz. If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.
Allison-Im going partying in New Orleans tonight nigga!
Kim-fa sho!

Me: Can you guess where I live?

7) month of birth?

November

The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
November rocs my socs.

Me: ohhhhhhhhh yehhhhhhhh

8) who was the last person you talked too?

Dekota

Someone who has been mostly very kind to people and hasn’t been given the fairest chances. Is very caring, sweet, and notices all the good things in people. Makes people feel comfortable and free to be themselves. Is loved by everyone but maybe not always for the ways wanted.
Wow that kid is so nice and i love him, he is such a Dakota!!

9) One of your nicknames

Ramen

Food of the gods. Consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.
Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.